We’ve come a long way since Mary Kay Letourneau, the originator of female-teacher-on-male-student-sex, kicked this trend off with a bang. Mary Kay served 7 years in prison on a statuatory rape charge for sexing up an arguably-fortunate 13-year-old student. All instances of “Dude, that kid is lucky as hell!” were replaced by, “Dude that chick sorta looks like a horse.”
In the years since Mary Kay started the trend, much like any trend, it’s had it’s highs and lows.
One of the earliest highs that comes into mind is the case of Pamela Smart. While Smart wasn’t a school teacher, she did seduce a 15-year-old kid and via the Power of the Poon, she convinced this kid to murder her husband. Why is this a high point, you may ask? Because the story was the basis of a 1995 film starring Nicole Kidman called To Die For, and in this movie, Nicole Kidman gives Joaquin Phoenix a blowjob. That scene was hot. When that movie came on HBO and shit, you could always rest assured I’d jerk one out to it.
In 2004, Debra LaFave made headlines for getting down with a 14-year-old boy. This was newsworthy because unlike most other cases of this nature, Debra LaFave was, well…. hot. And she was a former model for car magazines and shit. This chick had a bit of a sordid past.
These instances bring up 2 immediate questions. For one, the morality of older women having sex with teen boys, and the other is the explosion in popularity this activity has seen, thus leading to this website.
The immediate reaction from most guys upon hearing of a case like this is, “….nice.” South Park nailed it on the head with that one (they usually do). But why? If the genders were reversed and these were male teachers and female students, the nation would be up in arms. So why the double standard? It’s simple:
Men (and boys) want to have sex with everything, all the time. The sooner the better. So when we luck into sex at 14 or 15, especially with a hot, experienced adult, that’s like hitting a grand slam in the World Series. It doesn’t get much more awesome than that.
Women, however, don’t want to have sex with anyone, ever. At no time does a woman ever wish to have sex. I think that may have even been scientifically proven once. It’s just how it is. So when they have sex, we have to assume it was forced upon them. And there is your answer, in a nutshell.
Which brings us to question number two: why is sex-with-teenagers the newest craze amongst female school teachers? Is Desperate Housewives to blame? Did women start seeing Eva Longoria having sex with the pool-boy and decided to emulate her by having sex with the school-boy? Is it something about the job that makes female teachers uncontrollably horny? The phallic shapes of pencils perhaps? All those desks, just waiting to be sexed on? Perhaps 14-year-old boys are becoming more attractive than they were in past generations?
One thing is for sure; the teachers sure are. From kindergarten up until my senior year in high school, I can only think of one teacher I would even consider sticking it to. Most of them, I wouldn’t fuck with a stolen dick. And not a one of them ever hit on me, which speaks either to my complete lack of attractiveness, or is proof that these horny, sexed-up teachers didn’t exist before 2001.
But now they’re everywhere. The population of teachers with boy-fetishes has exploded like a house full of cockroaches over the last few years and I for one have no clue why.
Do you have any idea? Because we here on the Jailbeta Staff would love to hear it, because at the moment, all we do is blindly report on this growing trend, without a shred of understanding. Share your opinions in the comments below!
The Teacher Sex Offender Map shows a map of all articles of teachers accused of sexual misconduct